Beauties Take 2

Not long after I took this picture I realized I am the father of the most beautiful girls on earth. So far they've managed to become more beautiful every day since. Some dad's have all the luck.

Beauty & The Beasts

do you see what I see,
close your eyes a minute
be still a minute
silence your own voice a minute
like a child
before you learned all this and that
it was never heavy or dark
it was always light and light
hold my hand
let’s not turn back for a minute

The Animals

You guys just monopilate our time. (Cathy to the animals)

If a martian landed here
and looked around for a day
or less
she would rightly conclude
BooBoo and Angel are in charge
and the queens of this place

I woke up in the middle of the nite
it was like Animal Planet
but not an episode of Miracle Pets

Something from a real person:

Thou art a little spirit bearing up a corpse. Epictetus.

Image stolen from here. (You knew that).

More from the Big Picture & the Kitchen

Want to share some of the latest with you. You know how much I love you.

Sometimes the writing comes before and sometimes after the picture. This time the picture came after.

Your expectations about sufferings are mistaken. Watch um coming like waves. Don't run from the downs to the ups. They're both on their way.

sober is a popular way to go about life

I don't need my veggies waxed.

Better pen in hand quote:
I’m happiest with a pen in my hand.
alright, you caught me, my fingers on a keyboard.

Dogs are so nosy

Seems like the purpose of my job is to chip away all my remaining self importance.

And the last one for my baby:
Forget everything I ever told you.
The love starts fresh again today.
Push the tiny red master reset button in the back
What you want to do sounds really good.
Being with you is the best part of my any and everything.
i mean it, let's go shopping
Like I got any good ideas

Image stolen from the Big Picture.

Some happy holiday wishes from your bobJuan.

Sometimes

I can look at a picture, and see myself looking back.

found here.

dreams

There are places I remember
I’ve never been
water and mountain dreams
over and over at least one time
I'm remembering another for the first time again
vividly undescribed and impossibly wordless so far
is it new tonite, or again?
i’d believe either one
i forget remembering
mountains and water
There’s caves and hallways too
i think the caves may be real
where the hell is that mountain road we camped on
how did Angel get to the ocean so quickly
didn't i dream this before angel?
the river in Alaska, only in a dream and just like one
how many times have I been there
only once?
am I remembering only one dream
I could do it again if you want, right now.
I could draw some of it too.

LOL - Like you read about.

I found this picture here. And I'm done talking about it already.

Marriage

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted